Spouting Off

Apr 26, 2024

If You Can't Be Kind, Be Quiet

In today's society, we are constantly bombarded with messages telling us to be kind. Be kind to your neighbor. Be kind to strangers. Be kind to animals. Be kind to the earth. The list goes on and on. And while being kind is certainly a noble quality, there's another quality that we should all aspire to: being quiet.

Dec 16, 2023

Merry Christmas, F**kers

Look, I'm not a Grinch. I don't hate Christmas. I actually quite enjoy it. I love the decorations, the food, the music. I even enjoy spending time with my family. But what I don't enjoy is the forced jollity, the forced cheerfulness...

Dec 9, 2023

Santa's Favorite Ho - A Celebration of Naughty Women Everywhere

It's that time of year again! The time when jolly old Saint Nick comes to town and rewards all the good little girls and boys with presents. But what about those naughty women...

Dec 3, 2023

Naughty or Nice?

It's that time of year again! The time when we all start thinking about what we want for Christmas, and whether we've been naughty or nice. If you're on the fence about which list you'll end up on this year...

Dec 2, 2023

Ugly Sweatshirt of the Day: Merry Kiss Moose

It's that time of year again! Time to break out the ugly sweaters and get festive. And what could be more festive than this...

Nov 25, 2023

Funny Grunge Shirt | Get Off My Lawn!

I'm sure you've all heard it before. Old men shouting at kids to "get off my lawn!" What a bunch of crotchety old coots, right? WRONG. There's a reason why us old-timers are so adamant about keeping our lawns clear of foot traffic...

Feb 28, 2023

How To Solve World Problems: One Drink At A Time

In this post, we explore how to find peace of mind by taking the time to relax and think about how you can solve world problems - one drink at a time. Pour yourself a cold one and let's get started!

Nov 22, 2022

How to Prepare for Thanksgiving

It's that time of year again. The leaves are changing, the weather is cooling down, and families all over the country are getting ready for their annual Thanksgiving feast. If you're like most people, that means break out the fat pants.

Oct 28, 2022

The Scariest Horror Film Villains on Tour

Imagine if the scariest horror film villains, like Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Jason, and Leatherface, went on tour. That would be one hell of a show! The audience would be screaming and running for the exits. But hey, that’s just what horror fans love, right?

Oct 10, 2022

Tall Dark and Homicidal

We all know the type. The kind of guy who just oozes sex appeal. The strong, silent type that every woman wants and every man wants to be. He's the kind of guy who always gets what he wants, whether it's the girl or the promotion. And he always looks damn good doing it.
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