Tall Dark and Homicidal

Man wearing spooky hockey mask and a tall dark and homicidal funny t-shirt

We all know the type. The kind of guy who just oozes sex appeal. The strong, silent type that every woman wants and every man wants to be. He's the kind of guy who always gets what he wants, whether it's the girl or the promotion. And he always looks damn good doing it.

We've all heard the old saying that "tall, dark and handsome" is the ideal man. And there's no denying that there's a certain appeal to a man who fits that description. But what you may not realize is that there's a dark side to this tall, dark, and handsome package. A side that's a little...homicidal.

You see, studies have shown that men who are tall, dark, and handsome are more likely to be serial killers than their shorter, lighter-haired counterparts. So if you're on the lookout for a tall, dark, and handsome man, be sure to keep an eye out for any signs of homicidal tendencies. Otherwise, you could end up being his next victim.

So the next time you're on the hunt for a tall, dark, and handsome man, be sure to tread cautiously. There might be more to him than meets the eye. Who knows? He might just be your next serial killer boyfriend.


Do you know someone who is Tall, Dark, and Homicidal?
They will love this hilarious t-shirt. It's perfect for dads, husbands, uncles, or boyfriends and makes a great gag gift or costume for Halloween.
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