Too old for this sh*t t-shirt

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You remember when creating a mixtape was considered an art form. Now they just have playlists. You remember when you had to get up and flip over the record to listen to side two. Now, it's all just streaming. You remember the pride of owning a good stereo system. Now, they just play music on their phones. And they think it sounds fine.

Our "Too Old for This Sh*t" t-shirt puts the world on notice that it's getting lazy. Made with 100% preshrunk cotton, it will keep you comfortable while still advancing your cause. You've lived a good, long life. You've seen it all and then some. But there are times when the conveniences of this modern world spoil the young ones just a little too much. It's time to let them know that you're too old for this sh*t. 

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Length (inches) 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26
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