Think you're having a bad day? I don't want to hear it. I just got a speeding ticket for going 41 in a 40, they forgot to put the French fries in my double cheeseburger order, and my dog decided to relieve himself on the backseat of my car. I'm not really in the mood, so let me give you some advice. As a matter of fact, let's call it a commandment: thou shall not try me.
If this sounds like a typical day for you, then our "Thou Shall Not Try Me" t-shirt will unequivocally express your almighty decree. There's no need for divine intervention since our shirt is made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton. It's so comfortable that it will make you feel heavenly as you put the fear of you into the hearts of others. This shirt will last an eternity.
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