Stop Staring At My Cock t-shirt

Stop Staring At My Cock t-shirt
Stop Staring At My Cock t-shirt
Stop Staring At My Cock t-shirt
Stop Staring At My Cock t-shirt
Stop Staring At My Cock t-shirt
Stop Staring At My Cock t-shirt
Stop Staring At My Cock t-shirt
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You've got a big cock. You know it because people are always staring at it. It's even won awards when competing against all the other cocks. You appreciate the admiration, but it's just getting to be a little too much. You're even getting a little reluctant to take it out in front of people. But at least it's a reliable cock. Early every morning, it wakes you up by yelling, "Cock a doodle doo."  

Our "Stop Staring at My Cock" t-shirt features a big, healthy, and hearty rooster on its front which clearly shows the cock you are referring to. Wear this shirt whenever you don't want people to see your actual cock. Instead, they can just look at the cock on your shirt. You've always told people about your big cock. Now they can finally see what you're talking about.

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Size guide

  LENGTH WIDTH
XS (inches) 27 16 ½
S (inches) 28 18
M (inches) 29 20
L (inches) 30 22
XL (inches) 31 24
2XL (inches) 32 26
3XL (inches) 33 28
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