No One Plans A Murder T-Shirt
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Are you the quiet type? Are people always asking you why you're so quiet? You must be tired of giving them the same old answers like "I'm just thinking" or "I don't have anything to say." Well, now you can save your breath. You're quiet and you can stay quiet and never have to worry about people asking you any questions ever again. Just let them read this shirt.
Our "Never Mistake My Silence for Weakness, No One Plans a Murder Out Loud" t-shirt executes your macabre message perfectly. It features the message in white lettering with a few carefully chosen letters colored in blood red for a chilling effect. The shirt will keep you cool while it makes others sweat. We guarantee this is the last time anyone will ask you why you're so quiet.
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Size guide
| LENGTH (WORLDWIDE) | WIDTH (WORLDWIDE) | LENGTH (EAST ASIA) | WIDTH (EAST ASIA) | |
| S (inches) | 28 | 18 | 26 ⅜ | 18 ½ |
| M (inches) | 29 ¼ | 20 | 27 ½ | 19 ¾ |
| L (inches) | 30 ¼ | 22 | 28 ¾ | 20 ⅞ |
| XL (inches) | 31 ¼ | 24 | 29 ½ | 22 |
| 2XL (inches) | 32 ½ | 26 | 30 ¼ | 23 ¼ |
| 3XL (inches) | 33 ½ | 28 |