I'm not old, I'm classic t-shirt

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He's getting up there in years. He's grouchy. He's grumpy. And he's completely incorrigible. He makes so many trips to the bathroom during the night that he's worn a path into the carpet. His hearing is so bad that he's set a world record for saying the word, "What?" But would you call him old? We think not. You would call him classic. 

Our "I'm Not Old, I'm Classic" t-shirt is made with 100% pre-shrunk cotton with shoulder-to-shoulder taping. It's just right for the "classic" man in your life whose age and memory have reached new heights of deficiency. It features an old-style pick-up truck that any guy of a certain age who sees it will appreciate. And just like the pickup truck on the shirt, he's long-lasting, durable, and can still deliver a load. 

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Length (inches) 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26
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