Brains are the new tits t-shirt

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Ladies, we know you have many assets. Brains, beauty, and a couple of other "b" words that we won't mention here. But why is it that of all your many assets, men only seem to be interested in two of them? As a matter of fact, they are likely to stare at those two assets as if nothing else exists. Well, it's time to let those men know that your assets are many and that brains are the new tits.

That's right. You are smart and you have the brains to prove it. Our "Brains are the new tits" t-shirt is pre-shrunk and made of 100% cotton. It takes the attention off of the usual assets and puts the focus on the assets that really matter: your brains. You're educated. You're smart. And men need to know that. With this shirt, they'll have no choice.

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  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28 28 ½ 29
Width (inches) 17 ¼ 19 ¼ 21 ¼ 23 ¼ 25 ¼ 27 ¼
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