Take Me Drunk I'm Home T-shirt

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It was a great night out and you had a blast. But after your friend took the lampshade off your head, you knew you may have had one too many. And you have the good sense to know that getting home tonight will best be left to the more sober among you. You're a responsible person. You invented the designated driver. And you know tonight, it's not you. 

For those nights when it's time to go home but you can't find the words, our "Take me drunk, I'm Home" t-shirt can help. Our comfortable shirt made with 100% pre-shrunk cotton will keep you feeling cool while you wait for your ride home. There's no need to think of what to say or utter any words that might be incriminating. Just point to the shirt. Your friends will understand. 

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Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 32
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